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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
6. Lewinsky's a
whore, and Bill's better than Gore
5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral.
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fuck that asshole
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hardball
(07.01.2000 11:13:05 AM EST)
Fucking sucmbag cocksucker backwardass country inbreed hillbilly commy pig bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag
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