You must be either white trash, a redneck, or a resident of Arkansas, if...
By: Bill Clinton	Published: 06/24/2000
Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site. Your wife's hair attracts bees. Your kid's birth announcements include the phrase "rug rat." Your mom's ever been arrested for poaching. Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A." Your sister has a "Soldier of Fortune" subscription. Your grandmother has ever been evicted from a bingo game for foul language. Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it. You can belch most of the popular Christmas carols. You get Odor Eaters for Christmas. You've got "ammo" on Your Christmas list under the word "Mom." You've ever used a carry-out as a mailing address. You've ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. You've got a room temperature IQ. You've got a trash bag as a passenger side window. Your bank checks feature pictures of dogs fighting. You've ever stabbed someone's hand while reaching for the last pork chop. You've ever rolled Your riding lawn mower. You've ever left Santa a beer and a Slim Jim. Santa won't let your kids sit on his lap. You think the "5 to 10 pounds" on the diaper box refers to how much the diaper will hold. You ever asked the widow for her phone number at the funeral home. You have a tattoo that says "Mother" and it's spelled wrong. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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right on.. (0 replies) started by oldcountry (02.04.2001 7:15:58 PM EST) i'm not from ar. and i can tell you for a fackt....these good ol boahs take take selfservin; selfrighteous, heat a th night type "law" to a new LOW......then rub ur nose in it...

JACKASS GOOFBALLER696240 (0 replies) started by hayleejane (10.25.2000 11:52:26 AM EST) SINCE NIGGER MEANS IGNORANT, WHY DONT YOU SUBMIT THE LIST???

oh yeah? (0 replies) started by almiester (08.07.2000 3:15:36 PM EST) I'm from Arkansas and...okay...most of it's true...I did mow my lawn and found a car!

ha (0 replies) started by slade (08.02.2000 2:56:14 PM EST) lol @ goofballer

well (0 replies) started by goofballer6969420 (06.26.2000 8:03:50 PM EST) why dont we start some that go "you might be a nigger if....."

redundancy (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.25.2000 5:01:05 AM EST) redneck, white trash, or Arkansas resident? isn't that a little redundant?

Lame-assed rip-off (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.25.2000 2:24:42 AM EST) Lots better stuff under Related Links.

not too funny (0 replies)   started by grayghost (06.22.2000 0:01:58 AM EST) lame old jokes for a new entry.

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