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A Windy Day In London

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/20/2001
 
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An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was not wearing knickers (British for panties.)

The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman, "I say, it's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"

The woman scowled and replied angrily, "What the 'ell did you expect, feathers?"

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:24:37 PM EST)
    No gal goes airy anymore.... bald pussy is in style these days.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.20.2001 7:29:13 PM EST)
    Funnier than shit.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Tickle your ass with a feather? (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.20.2001 5:35:25 PM EST)

    Not particularily nice weather.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    lmao!! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (09.20.2001 4:59:03 AM EST)
    ennit 'orrible when tha' happens? (when tha' happens and you're not the one around to see it I mean).

    And Marvin why did you say that 3 times? Or you have such a large caries it echoes? lol

    ~Obiwan~

    Now that (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.20.2001 3:38:51 AM EST)
    has never happened to me ..... mores the pity ! LOL


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    Now that (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.20.2001 3:36:02 AM EST)
    has never happened to me ..... mores the pity ! LOL


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    Now that (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.20.2001 3:33:08 AM EST)
    has never happened to me ..... mores the pity ! LOL


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

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