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Redneck Vacation

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/02/2001
 
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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again."

Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm taking Marie with me."

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    Perfect birth control (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:18:35 PM EST)

    keep your wife with you at all times.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Please do (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2001 12:58:17 PM EST)

    Before the gene pool gets further diluted.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I like... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.02.2001 8:57:57 AM EST)


    ...this joke to. I also like it when my neighbor goes an a trip.

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    started by marvin
    (12.02.2001 3:59:02 AM EST)

    how are the little ones ... Lester, Lester Junior and Lester Minor ?


    Kiss my ass


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