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Making A Killing

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/17/2002
 
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A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then, just give me my money back."

"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK then, just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with em."

"I'm gonna raffle him off."

"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun andasked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffeled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

"Didn't no one complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."

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    Who would want (3 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.17.2002 11:33:57 AM EST)

    A donkey to begin with? ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Waaaaaaa hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.17.2002 11:04:18 AM EST)

    I just don't have the kind of mentality to think up a scheme like that. I guess that explains why I'm poor. Hilarious joke, Rob. ^5!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    They don't call them... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.17.2002 8:17:52 AM EST)


    ...Cagey Cajun's for nothing.

    Marvin quit complaing and just enjoy the joke. You never see me complain around here do you? Hahahahahaha

    Where can you get ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.17.2002 2:56:55 AM EST)

    500 raffle tickets for nothing ?

    Damn!!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.17.2002 1:40:40 AM EST)

    Guess I'll go into the dead donkey business. What a fool proof plan. hahaha

    This was funny Rob.


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