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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Construction Application

    By: portajonPublished: 03/19/2002
     
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    A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from New York.

    "I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into a dispute.

    "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

    "Widout numbiz?" Vinny says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 trees. "What's this?" the boss asks.

    The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine. Faghedaboutit..."

    "Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time use the number 99."

    Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy."

    The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

    Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree'n dirty tree-dat's 99."

    The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New Yorker, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules but this time use 100."

    Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."

    The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be nuts if you think that represents 100!"

    New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks at the base of the trees. "A little doggie comes along and thakes a shit on each a dem trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an'a turd - which makes one hundred. Bada boom , bada bing. When do I freakin' start?"

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    Well.. (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.23.2002 4:11:41 AM EST)

    did he get the job?
    I would say he earned it! LOL!

    Funny one Portajon!

    now where's my redneck?

    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.19.2002 8:18:29 PM EST)

    Now that joke's worth a five.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Three dirty trees an' a turd (1 reply)
    started by willi
    (03.19.2002 5:49:43 PM EST)

    at best add up to 99.9999999 ad infinitum, in which case, bada boom bada bing, you better supplement your speech-therapy lessons with a few elementary math lessons!

    I know it's not... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.19.2002 7:32:01 AM EST)


    ...Politically Correct right now to say it but: I hate Fuckin' New Yorkers too. I'd rather live in Iowa than New York.

    Oh yea, Funny joke. Faghedaboutit

    ROFLMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.19.2002 5:09:42 AM EST)

    Clever as hell. Hilarious!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    That was hilarious (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.19.2002 2:24:02 AM EST)

    the joke of the year..

    Thanks Portajon


    Just protecting my sheep

    now that.... (0 replies)  
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.19.2002 2:17:36 AM EST)

    is just plain out funny.good one,i'l give ya 5^

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