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Free Gas

By: robnoxiousPublished: 07/28/2004
 
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A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase it's sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him pick a number from one to ten and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The buyer then guessed eight. The proprietor said, "You were close. The number was seven. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed two this time and again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was three. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't Billy Ray, it ain't rigged -- my wife won twice last week."

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    I suppose.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.28.2004 11:12:21 AM EST)


    For the ladies the sex IS the fill-up.

    Hahahaha, good one, boss!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Those Gas Station Guys (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.28.2004 0:30:38 AM EST)

    Are clever operators. Good new joke Rob.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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