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Free Sex With Fill Up

By: seaweedyPublished: 09/12/2004
 
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A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase it's sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him pick a number from one to ten and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The buyer then guessed eight. The proprietor said, "You were close. The number was seven. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed two this time and again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was three. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't Billy Ray, it ain't rigged -- my wife won twice last week."

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    Good Joke But (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.13.2004 0:17:21 AM EST)

    It was already posted by Rob on 7/28/04. (See the link below titled "free gas".

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Good Joke But (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.13.2004 0:17:10 AM EST)

    It was alrady posted by Rob on 7/28/04. (See the link below titled "free gas".

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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