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Three Wishes

By: robnoxiousPublished: 12/27/2007
 
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Mexican farmer and an American farmer are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in Canada to be fertile forever.'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eyes, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

The Mexican was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Mexico, so that no more fucking asshole gringos can come into our precious Mexico ever again!'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around Mexico.

The American farmer says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable.'

The American farmer sits down, cracks open a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water please.'

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    and irrigate the whole country!

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