Two guys are driving through Texas and get pulled over by a
state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's side
window. The driver
slowly rolls it down, and the trooper smacks
the driver in the head with his night stick.
"Ow!" says the driver "What did you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Son, you're in Texas, when I pull you
over,you will have you're license ready."
The driver says, "Sorry sir, I'm not from around here." The
trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives him his license back,
then the trooper walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window. The passenger rolls the
window down, and the
trooper smacks him in the head with his nightstick.
"Ow!" says the passenger. "What the heck was that for?"
The trooper replies "Just making you're wish come true."
"What in the world does that mean?" the guy asks.
The trooper says, "Two miles down the road, you were gonna
say, 'I wish that punk would have tried that with me!"
