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entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual
stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience
stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your
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YEAH!!
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arenem99
(09.09.2000 8:23:21 AM EST)
we's dun binta turd grate!
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