10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters
9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?"
Ushers ask "Ford
Or Chevy?"
8.
Bridesmaids:
Pink Tube Tops -
G
roomsmen:
Travis Tritt T-Shirts
7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"
6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by
Pinkard & Bowden
5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be
married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers
"Earnhardt!"
4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have
you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"
3.
Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese
Doritos
2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the
monster truck rally
... And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck
Wedding ...
Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No
Problem!
