In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's wife went
into labor in the middle of the
night, and the doctor was called
to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I
can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great
hurry to be putting down that
lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the
doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
