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Redneck Wedding

By: PeteTogiasPublished: 06/03/1999
 
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Redneck Billy Joe and Redneck Mary Sue are joined in holy matrimony. They spend their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in Parthenon, Arkansas.

They've abstained from the big deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him.

"Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know.. this ain't just our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin' myself just for you."

"Whut you say, Mary Sue?"

"I said, I'm a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our weddin' night."

"Yore a VIRGIN??" He asked somewhat shocked.

"That's right. Please be gentle."

"Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!" With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home.

"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!"

"Huh? Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin' here? It's 3AM on yore weddin' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours in a haystack somewhere doing it like rabbits?"

"Paw, I wuz all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that she's a virgin!" "A VIRGIN?"

"That's right, Paw. One hunnert percent cherry. As soon as she told me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!"

"Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing... Cuz if she ain't good enough fer her own fam'ly, she certainly ain't good enough for ours!"

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