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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 How To Install A Home Security System In The South | | By: lee11 | Published: 02/25/2008 | | |  |
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Vanilla Ice's real name is Robert Van Winkle.
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