"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Two Texans were nursing their beers in a bar and a young gal comes in and orders a hamburger. After a while, she starts choking and the Texan says to his buddy, "I think that little filly over there is having a might bit of a problem. I'd better go over and see if I can help."
He grabs her face in his big hands and yells, "Kin ya breathe?" She shakes her head no. He then asks "Well kin ya swaller?" She again shakes her head no. So the Texan goes into action. He pulls up her dress and rips down her panties and licks her on the butt. She is SO suprised by this action that she immediately coughs up her problem and starts to breath again.
The Texan goes back to his buddy and says, "I'll tell you what, that thar hind-lick maneuver works nearly every time."
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my prez thoughts
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started by
neva
(11.12.2000 11:50:21 PM EST)
does it really matter who's prez
both these guys could care less as to how my life your life & the guy
next door is doing.
lets be honest both are weak canidates!!
The last time
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started by
acornett1
(11.10.2000 5:49:35 AM EST)
I heard this one it was in West Virginia. I guess the two guys moved.
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Hmmmm...
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started by
rook30505
(11.09.2000 0:20:59 AM EST)
I've got to try that.Maybe I'll get a girlfriend(or a wife)
What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.
well
(1 reply)
started by
SuzieQ
(11.08.2000 6:02:20 PM EST)
it's new to me!
old
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started by
bigdaddygoob
(11.08.2000 4:13:48 PM EST)
first time i heard this one, i remember that i fell off my dinosaur... good god! If you're on the net, i guess you have email... do you have any friends? I've gotten this one so many times that i knew what this was from the first line...
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
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started by
RedNeckedTulsan
(11.08.2000 2:55:47 PM EST)
If your are going to try this at home always wear a condom on your tongue. Texas assholes can get nasty from all that texmex stuff they eat.
I know this is an old joke but i liked it anyways.
old
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started by
TheGrandPatron
(11.08.2000 12:48:12 PM EST)
old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old, Did I mention I've heard this one before? old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old
yeehaw
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started by
qweer
(11.08.2000 12:03:03 PM EST)
i done there think that wuz pretty darn funny fur a yella bitch.
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