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Redneck Newlyweds

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/21/2001
 
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A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband, "My testicles are turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's genitals are blue.

The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape."

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    Great taste (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:21:55 PM EST)

    and less filling


    Just protecting my sheep

    If you've (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (08.25.2001 0:00:36 AM EST)

    ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck!

    Nice shot!

    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.21.2001 6:35:42 PM EST)

    That's a good one, Beck! 5 goofballs, bud.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Those Crazy Redecks (3) (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (08.21.2001 11:52:02 AM EST)

    If you took a loan out to pay for your first tattoo .... and are still paying for it .....
    YOU might be a redneck.

    Thanks Beck I'll pass on the wine though !


    Kiss My Ass !

    And here's number "3" (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.21.2001 11:51:48 AM EST)

    If your in-laws are also your cousins....
    You might be a Redneck.

    (we have this situation on my husband's side of the family) lol

    *meow*

    Those crazy rednecks "2" (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.21.2001 8:27:16 AM EST)


    If you get married for the third time and have the same in-laws....
    YOU might be a Redneck.

    Those crazy rednecks (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.21.2001 1:39:31 AM EST)


    If you have a full set of salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side....
    YOU maybe a redneck.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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