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 Survivor: Texas-Style | | By: beckdaddy | Published: 08/29/2001 | | |  |
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To capitalize on the popularity of the hit series "Survivor", a Texas
production company is planning to produce a new TV show for the upcoming
fall season called "Survivor: Texas-Style".
The contestants, all male, will start in Dallas, travel through Waco,
Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed up
to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa,
up to Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to
Ft.Worth and then back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your guns". The first one to make it back to Dallas
(alive) wins a million dollars.
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Yawn
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mickofleeds
(03.17.2002 4:30:31 PM EST)
Not that funny....my jokes are funny...goofball just doesn't seem to have the time to put mine on here...never mind eh?Hello....I am Mick
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Running the Gauntlet
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marvin
(08.30.2001 2:59:50 AM EST)
of Amuse and Cherry .... they don't stand a chance ! LOL
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ROFL!
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started by
tjshere
(08.29.2001 1:08:53 AM EST)
I usually don't even read the jokes because I've heard so many of them before. I'm sure glad I didn't skip this one. Hilarious, BD.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
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