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Sex Education

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/15/2002
 
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A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro and little Sally.

One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"

Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I'll show you."

Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!"

Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."

Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole on Maw? Now watch this!"

In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims,

"What's goin' on?" Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."

Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"

Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"

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    Good one bud. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.06.2002 10:39:28 PM EST)

    Sorry I missed this one while I was on my trip.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    now how's.. (6 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.15.2002 1:18:25 PM EST)

    sally suposa explain sex to the next sibling that walks in tha room?

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

    The way I heard it was: (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.15.2002 9:07:17 AM EST)

    "Junior, you see that little brown spot twix ma's legs?" "Now you watch O'Paw go to work".

    so on and so on....

    Why didn't I send it in that way? Tell this with a real southern draw and it's really hilarious.

    I'm surprised..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.15.2002 3:54:23 AM EST)

    that the holes are little.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    You know (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.15.2002 2:14:27 AM EST)

    what they ay about incest .... keep it in he family !

    Then little brother comes in (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.15.2002 0:46:45 AM EST)


    and says, "See that little hole on Jethro?"

    hahahahaha


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