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Flooded

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/24/2003
 
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One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there.

Olga was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come. Olga noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house. It kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?"

Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole. I tole dat lazyass he's gonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!"

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    oh hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.24.2003 6:21:23 PM EST)
    I wasnt expecting that ending...lmfao

    Dat was funny... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (10.24.2003 6:03:40 PM EST)
    I gota put da dam moer away and get da dam snow blower out.

    God Bless Kweenbee!

    Also LMAO @ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.24.2003 7:00:21 AM EST)

    "Mowning".

    Jeez, what a dipshit. Hahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Mowning ain't so bad (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.24.2003 6:59:21 AM EST)

    But when he pulls out the electric weed-whacker to do the edging he'll really light up her life.

    Excellent joke, Acid. New AND funny. ^5!

    LMAO @ Rob2!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO @ Rob... hahaha (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (10.24.2003 0:25:52 AM EST)

    And Acid... hats off to you pal.. I never heard this one before and it's hilarious...

    ^5 pal

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    started by robnoxious
    (10.24.2003 0:03:00 AM EST)
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