"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses - Hispanically owned or otherwise - pay taxes at the highest marginal rate." -George W. Bush, speaking to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, March 19, 2001
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"To do is to be"— Descartes;"To be is to do"— Volatire;"Do be do be do"— Frank Sinatra, Hoboken NJ
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#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
One Liners
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: So, you all play for the same team?
An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.
vThe husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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