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Call Of The Wild

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/11/2006
 
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A guy from Canada walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

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    In Texas (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.11.2006 8:46:06 AM EST)


    they don't care who you mount
    it's all in how you look
    and if you fish and hunt.

    I'mma little surprised BD.. (5 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (06.11.2006 1:26:52 AM EST)

    That them hillbillies didn't think of dating competition.

    I know how those Ozarks fellows can be.

    Alabama Bar (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.11.2006 0:08:45 AM EST)


    Specifically.......

    The bartender said, "OK, Mr. Ha, here's your white wine."

    Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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