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By: scutiPublished: 10/30/2006
 
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The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of "pepper spray" in case of an encounter with an alligator. It's also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity and be able to recognize the difference between young alligator and adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are small, contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

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    hey send them gators up here (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2006 11:23:43 AM EST)


    We've got some Katrina refugees that would make a nice meal.

    Alligator Alert (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.30.2006 4:02:43 AM EST)


    Hehehehehehe

    You might find a PETA membership card or 2 in the droppings as well.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    St. Tammany, Jefferson.. (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.30.2006 0:05:52 AM EST)

    & Orleans eh?

    lol

    Jefferson was where I was raised.

    Oh.. This is great Scuti!

    ^5

    Thanks for the down home grin.

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