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Small Town USA

By: bd2sonPublished: 12/09/2006
 
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Traveling through Missouri, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.

"All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms for a short spell."

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    I grew up (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.09.2006 12:30:04 PM EST)


    in the country outside of that town.
    It was a big deal to go to town on a Saturday night.
    :^(

    Must have been... (0 replies)
    started by elwood
    (12.09.2006 9:43:01 AM EST)

    a gas station in Clinton.

    Footin'

    Some people, (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (12.09.2006 4:51:16 AM EST)

    always complainin'!

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    Occasionally known as (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (12.09.2006 0:28:17 AM EST)

    Misery?

    lol

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