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The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail recently.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It was further noted that lawyer hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures.
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Damn! I haven't heard that one either. I'm slipping on my text joke knowledge.
lol
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bigjohn2
(04.12.2006 9:27:34 PM EST)
pretty good one....
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