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 Redneck Newlyweds | | By: beckdaddy | Published: 08/21/2001 | | |  |
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A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband, "My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's genitals are blue.
The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"
"Yes, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape."
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Those Crazy Redecks (3)
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started by
marvin
(08.21.2001 11:52:02 AM EST)
If you took a loan out to pay for your first tattoo .... and are still paying for it .....
YOU might be a redneck.
Thanks Beck I'll pass on the wine though !
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And here's number "3"
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started by
meesha
(08.21.2001 11:51:48 AM EST)
If your in-laws are also your cousins....
You might be a Redneck.
(we have this situation on my husband's side of the family) lol*meow*
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