"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Tom Clancy
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
if you are reading my quote...quit and get your own.
like I haven't heard all of those before
(07.14.2000 1:21:41 AM EST)
kind of repetitive don't you think? they're the same things over and over and over again...but they're still pretty funny
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