"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
if you are reading my quote...quit and get your own.
like I haven't heard all of those before
(07.14.2000 1:21:41 AM EST)
kind of repetitive don't you think? they're the same things over and over and over again...but they're still pretty funny
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