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Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to
entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual
stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience
stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your
smart-alec hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid around
here."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the
big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to
the smart-alec little fella on your knee!"
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YEAH!!
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arenem99
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we's dun binta turd grate!
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