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 Bubba & Earl | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 04/06/2003 | | |  |
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Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet
brush?"
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(1 reply)
started by
suicideking
(04.06.2003 1:44:44 PM EST)
I like to go into peoples' bathrooms and take a good long lick of that toilet brush, and then I try and guess what they've been eating§Üī©ģŠéK‡ńG
I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.
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OMG !
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started by
marvin
(04.06.2003 3:40:56 AM EST)
That was totally unexpected ! LMAO
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