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A Redneck's Pet

By: robnoxiousPublished: 07/25/2007
 
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On a hot summer day in Pennsylvania, a redneck came into town with his dog.

He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'ER tied under the shade of the tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred.

"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"!!!!

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