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 The Supernatural | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/13/1999 | | |  |
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a
seminar on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he
asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90
students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40
students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their
hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here
ever touched a
ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is
astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck
student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a
nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said
'goats.'"
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