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3rd Grade Exam
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And There Will Be Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, ...
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Winter Statistic
98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE GOING IN THE ...
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You Grew Up In Rural Iowa If . . .
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Mason Vs. Dixon
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee ...
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Published : 05.24.2008

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How To Install A Home Security System In The South
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Oklahoma Leads In Communication History
Last January the New Orleans Times Picayune reported ...
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Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Mexican farmer and an American farmer are all working together one day.
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Published : 12.10.2007

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Irish Personal Ads
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Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
Published : 10.30.2007

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The NZ Shipwreck Survivors
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A Redneck's Pet
On a hot summer day in Pennsylvania, a redneck came into town with his dog ...
Published : 07.25.2007

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Ghost Sex
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Published : 07.09.2007

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Sweet Home Alabama
One day, two girls from Alabama were sitting on their ...
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Sex Ed From Ranchers
People in Wyoming see things very clearly ...
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Cowboy At The Restaurant
A Texas cowboy is driving down the road and he sees ...
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How To Tell They We Born In The Ozarks
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California - 157 Years Ago!
Do you know what happened back in 1850 in California ...
Published : 02.01.2007

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Awful Breakfast
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest ...
Published : 01.09.2007

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The Only Cow
The only cow in a village in Poland stopped giving ...
Published : 01.04.2007

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One Cold Morning In Dundee
A very loud, unattractive & hard-faced woman walks ...
Published : 12.24.2006

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Small Town USA
Traveling through Missouri, a motorist stopped for ...
Published : 12.09.2006

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Tennessee Mountain Woman
A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and ...
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