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You must be either white trash, a redneck, or a resident of Arkansas, if...
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right on..
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oldcountry
(02.04.2001 7:15:58 PM EST)
i'm not from ar. and i can tell you for a fackt....these good ol boahs take take selfservin; selfrighteous, heat a th night type "law" to a new LOW......then rub ur nose in it...
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started by
hayleejane
(10.25.2000 11:52:26 AM EST)
SINCE NIGGER MEANS IGNORANT, WHY DONT YOU SUBMIT THE LIST???
oh yeah?
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almiester
(08.07.2000 3:15:36 PM EST)
I'm from Arkansas and...okay...most of it's true...I did mow my lawn and found a car!
ha
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slade
(08.02.2000 2:56:14 PM EST)
lol @ goofballer
well
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goofballer6969420
(06.26.2000 8:03:50 PM EST)
why dont we start some that go "you might be a nigger if....."
redundancy
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.25.2000 5:01:05 AM EST)
redneck, white trash, or Arkansas resident? isn't that a little redundant?
not too funny
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grayghost
(06.22.2000 0:01:58 AM EST)
lame old jokes for a new entry.
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