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A Good Sheep

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/23/2002
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A farmer is arrested on charges of bestiality and thrown in jail. "Don't worry," says his court-appointed attorney, "I know how to pick a good jury."

When the trial starts, the farmer's neighbor testifies that he saw the farmer mount a goat, and that after climaxing the goat turned around and licked the farmer's balls.

The farmer cringes in his chair as intense muttering breaks out among the jurors.

"Quiet!" admonishes the judge. "You're not supposed to talk to one another until deliberation."

"Sorry, your honor," says the jury foreman. "We were just saying how a good goat will do that for ya every time."

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    roger didnt reply? (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (04.09.2004 8:58:23 PM EST)

    how in the hell did he miss this one hahahaha

    Now that's..... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (12.23.2002 1:26:11 PM EST)

    truly a jury of his peers. He was found innocent, with the jury citing the fact that the goat was only enjoying a good salt lick!

    Thank God (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.23.2002 7:52:54 AM EST)

    When I saw "A Good Sheep" in the title I thought this was going to be a slam against Roger. But it's about a goat.

    FYI: Roger knew this joke's punch line for some reason. LOL

    Hmmmmmmm (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.23.2002 5:12:08 AM EST)

    Sheep in the title, goat in the body of the joke. Somebody has been into the holiday eggnog. Hehehehe.

    Oh well, either critter has the type of legs that fit well in a man's boots. ^5 Rob! is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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