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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
— Larry Miller, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
