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Would You Like To Buy A Tie?

By: SeaweedyPublished: 08/22/2000
 
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A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and most importantly, a source for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the desert.

"Thank God I found you!" the man cried. "Please help me. I'm in dire need of some water."

"Well," said the vendor, "I don't have any water. But would you like to buy one of these fine neckties?"

"What am I going to do with a tie?" the man asked. "You are some kind of moron. What am I going to do with a tie out here?"

"Ties are what I sell sir. If you don't want one, I can't help you."

The man left the vendor and walked on for many more miles, praying each minute that he would find refuge from the scorching sun. His eyes squinted a bunch of times when he came across a restaurant in the distance. Unable to comprehend a restaurant located in the middle of the desert, he assumed the place was a mirage, but decided to check it out anyway. As he approached the door, his mouth opened in amazement, seeing that the place actually existed.

The doorman stopped him before he entered. "Excuse me sir," the doorman said, "But you can't come in here without a tie!"

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    TIES SUCK (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.08.2000 10:56:40 PM EST)

    THEY HAVE TO BE THE STUPIDEST PIECE OF CLOTHING EVER INVENTED THEY SERVE NO PRACTICAL PURPOSE WHATSOEVER

    IN FACT THE ONLY GOOD USE FOR A TIE "AND I SAW THIS HAPPEN" IS TO USE ONE AS A DOGS LEASH !!!!!!

    Crap (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 10:26:52 PM EST)

    A very ill-thought-up joke.
    That is all

    Crap (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.19.2000 10:21:47 PM EST)

    A very ill-thought-up joke.
    That is all

    He could've still had his camel... (1 reply)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.22.2000 10:55:47 AM EST)

    ...if he "bricked" him!

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    It's funny as balls it you tell it right... (1 reply)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.22.2000 1:01:52 AM EST)


    Drag it out for about 3-4 minutes and have him meets the tie salesman several times over the course of a couple of days. At each meeting, his condition deteriorates till he can barely croak, "Please, God, water..." Then on the second night he sees this nightclub...



    If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

    This shit.... (0 replies)
    started by JesusChrist
    (08.22.2000 0:57:23 AM EST)

    is older than me.

    How many of you died a virgin?

    2nd (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.22.2000 0:13:44 AM EST)

    sucks

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    Maybe I'm depressed... (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.21.2000 2:47:25 PM EST)

    ...but this just wasn't funny. I mean, what the hell?

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