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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
 
 

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God And The Scientist
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The Eulogy Of Seamus O'Malley
Brothers Mike and Seamus O'Malley were the two richest ...
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Preventing Disease
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
Published : 12.02.2007

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Creation
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how ...
Published : 09.12.2007

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Who Does What
A man and his wife were having an argument about who ...
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Off To The Races
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak ...
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Answered Prayers
A woman had a female parrot which kept saying ...
Published : 08.08.2007

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Don't Wake The Neighbors
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter ...
Published : 08.07.2007

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Nun Needs Gasoline
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Published : 08.04.2007

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A Wish
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers ...
Published : 08.02.2007

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Sisters Of Mercy
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway ...
Published : 07.22.2007

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A Bit Of Easter Humor
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation ...
Published : 07.17.2007

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How Can I Get To Heaven?
She asked the children in her kindergarten Sunday ...
Published : 06.28.2007

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Moshe And His Rolls
Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse ...
Published : 06.27.2007

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Hand Dryers
My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers ...
Published : 06.26.2007

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Worms - A Visual Demonstration
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would ...
Published : 05.20.2007

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#2 Pencil
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic ...
Published : 04.30.2007

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Clergy Freebees
One day a Pastor went to a barber shop for a haircut. ...
Published : 03.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a ...
Published : 03.13.2007

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The Dying Priest
An old priest was dying. He sent a message for ...
Published : 03.08.2007

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Praying
A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short ...
Published : 01.27.2007

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What Would Jesus Drive?
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" ...
Published : 01.11.2007

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The Scholar
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, ...
Published : 01.07.2007

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What Causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway ...
Published : 12.25.2006

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Young Preacher
A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director ...
Published : 11.04.2006

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Halloween Kiss
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Published : 10.31.2006

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Sex Work Or Play
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Published : 10.17.2006

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A Drunk Staggers Into A Church
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Published : 10.14.2006

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