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Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close ...
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Published : 02.09.2010

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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
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Published : 09.25.2009

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Bra Reglion
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Published : 07.21.2009

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Four Religious Truths
During these serious times of stress, people of all ...
Published : 01.19.2009

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Forest Gump
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
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Published : 09.05.2008

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Graveside Service
A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to ...
Published : 04.11.2008

Rate: 1.94
God And The Scientist
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist ...
Published : 02.15.2008

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The Afterlife
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first ...
Published : 02.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Eulogy Of Seamus O'Malley
Brothers Mike and Seamus O'Malley were the two richest ...
Published : 01.19.2008

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Preventing Disease
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
Published : 12.02.2007

Rate: 1.81
Creation
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Rate: 1.97
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Published : 09.11.2007

Rate: 3.50
Off To The Races
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Published : 08.08.2007

Rate: 3.73
Don't Wake The Neighbors
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Published : 08.07.2007

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Published : 08.04.2007

Rate: 3.85
A Wish
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Published : 08.02.2007

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A Bit Of Easter Humor
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Published : 07.17.2007

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Published : 06.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Hand Dryers
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Rate: 3.83
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Rate: 4.00
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Rate: 4.00
Praying
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Published : 01.27.2007

Rate: 4.09
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