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Graveside Service
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God And The Scientist
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The Afterlife
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The Eulogy Of Seamus O'Malley
Brothers Mike and Seamus O'Malley were the two richest ...
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Preventing Disease
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
Published : 12.02.2007

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Creation
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Published : 09.12.2007

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Who Does What
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Off To The Races
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak ...
Published : 09.07.2007

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Answered Prayers
A woman had a female parrot which kept saying ...
Published : 08.08.2007

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Don't Wake The Neighbors
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Published : 08.07.2007

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Nun Needs Gasoline
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A Wish
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Sisters Of Mercy
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Published : 07.22.2007

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A Bit Of Easter Humor
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Published : 07.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
How Can I Get To Heaven?
She asked the children in her kindergarten Sunday ...
Published : 06.28.2007

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Moshe And His Rolls
Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse ...
Published : 06.27.2007

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Hand Dryers
My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers ...
Published : 06.26.2007

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Worms - A Visual Demonstration
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would ...
Published : 05.20.2007

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Published : 04.30.2007

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Clergy Freebees
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Published : 03.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a ...
Published : 03.13.2007

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Published : 03.08.2007

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Published : 01.27.2007

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Published : 01.11.2007

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The Scholar
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, ...
Published : 01.07.2007

Rate: 3.85
What Causes Arthritis?
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Published : 12.25.2006

Rate: 4.09
Young Preacher
A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director ...
Published : 11.04.2006

Rate: 4.00
Halloween Kiss
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Published : 10.31.2006

Rate: 3.50
Sex Work Or Play
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin ...
Published : 10.17.2006

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A Drunk Staggers Into A Church
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and enters ...
Published : 10.14.2006

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