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Adam's Suit

By: angellbabyPublished: 02/16/1999
 
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

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    little jonnys wagon (0 replies)
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    little jonny was walking up a hill when he said a bad word and then swore there was a preist that said to jonny you should not swear jesus can hear you little jonny replys is he in the hills the preist says yes he can hear you then he says is he in the trees yes he can her you then little jonny finally asked is he in my wagon yes he can hear you well tell him to get the fuck out and start pushin

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    started by cookie24
    (05.13.2001 10:22:50 PM EST)

    little jonny was walking u a hill when he said a bad word and then swore there was a preist that said to jonny you should not swear jesus can hear little jonny replys is he in the hills the preist says yes he can hear you then he says is he in the trees yes he can her you then little jonny finally asked is he in my wagon yes he can hear well tell him to get the fuck out and start pushin

    joshua walker

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