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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"After making love I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'"
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
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 Don't Drink the Holy Water! | | By: Unknown | Published: 03/02/1999 | | |  |
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Three men die and go to heaven. The first one approached
St.Peter and the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What has
been your worst sin, my son?"
The man replies, "I murdered
a man."
St.Peter orders him to take a drink of the holy water, and then allows him into heaven. The second man approaches St.Peter, who again asks him, "What has been your worst sin, my son?"
The man answers, "I cheated on my wife with my 20-year-old secretary."
St.Peter orders him to take a drink of the holy water and allows him into heaven. Finally, the third man reached St.Peter, and St.Peter asks him, "What has been your worst sin, my son?"
The man replies, "I peed in the holy water!"
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