Three nuns are killed in a tragic traffic accident and go to
heaven. Saint Peter stands waiting for them at the gate. He
explains to the nuns that he must ask
each a question so that
they may prove their worthiness before entering.
Approaching the first one, St. Peter asks, "Who was the first
man on earth?" Without hesitation, the nun replies, "Oh, that
is easy. That was Adam." Angels started singing, the pearly
gates swung open and she was allowed to enter.
Moving to the second one, St. Pete asks, "Who was the first
woman on earth?" Also, without hesitation, she replies, "Oh,
that was Eve." Angels started singing, the pearly gates swung
open
and she, too, was allowed to enter.
St. Peter approaches the third and asks, "What was the first
thing that Eve said to Adam?" The nun begins to frantically
think, talking to herself she says, "Damn, that's a hard one."
The angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and in
she goes.
