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In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery's scriptorium. He was assigned as a scriptor on copies of books that had already been copied by
hand.
One day, he asked Father Florian (the armarius of the scriptorium), "Does not the copying by hand of other copies allow for chances of error? How do we know
we are not copying the mistakes of someone else? Are they ever checked against the original?"
Fr. Florian is set back a bit by the obvious logical observation of this youthful monk. "A very good point, my son. I will take one of the latest books down to the vault and compare it against the original."
Fr. Florian went down to the secured
vault and began his verification.
After a day had passed, the monks began to worry and went down looking
for the old priest. They were sure something must have happened. As they
approached the vault, they heard sobbing and crying. When they opened the door,
they found Fr. Florian sobbing over the new copy. It was obvious to all
that the poor man had been crying his old heart out for a long time.
"What is the problem, Reverend Father?" asked one of the monks.
"I can't believe it," sobbed the
priest, "the word is 'celebrate'!"
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started by
oxbrain
(04.02.2001 2:33:27 PM EST)
time for those monks to have a party..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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