A very devout Catholic man named Marty married an agnostic named
Sheila. Everything was fine in their marriage. Plenty of good
sex kept them both busy.
All of a sudden, Sheila noticed that she and Marty stopped
having sex. She wondered why this had happened. They had had a
healthy sex life in their short marriage. Still, she wondered
if maybe she was to blame, or maybe it was the job he had, or
maybe...another woman.
Anyway, if it was another woman, Sheila wasn't about to lose her
man. So one morning, as Marty lay sleeping, Sheila proceeded to
gently massage Marty. First the chest, caressing his nipples
then slowly advancing towards Marty's privates.
Slowly she kissed him, arousing him to a point where he could
take it no longer.
Sheila said,"Take me! Take me now!"
"Honey," said Marty, " I can't. It's Lent."
Slowly Sheila straighted up. Straddling him, she grabbed his
shoulders and said,"Okay. To WHOM and for HOW LONG?"
