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Unholy Holy Water

By: Dan MagnusonPublished: 02/17/2000
 
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There were three Nuns that were so exceptionally good that that Priest told them they could go out into the world and do something wrong, then return, tell him what they had done and drink from the holy water.

The Nuns agreed and left.

A few hours later the first Nun came back.

"What did you do wrong?" asked the Priest. "I pushed a kid in front of a truck and he was killed," replied the Nun. "Very good," said the Priest, "Now go drink from the holy water." So she did and left.

The second Nun came back. "What did you do wrong?" asked the Priest. "I pushed a man in front of a lawnmower and his leg got chopped up," replied the Nun. "Very good," said the Priest, "Now go drink from the holy water." So she did and left.

The third Nun came back laughing her ass off. "What did you do wrong?" asked the Priest. The Nun replied "I pissed in the holy water!"

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Good thing they forgot their rulers.

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