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Three Nuns and a flasher

By: debbie caccioppoPublished: 02/18/2000
 
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Did you hear that last night 3 nuns were confronted by a flasher.

The first nun had a stroke.

The second nun had a stroke.

And the third nun couldn't even reach it.

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