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    Freudian Slip

    By: AnonymousPublished: 06/25/2000
     
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    One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong.

    The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached his distraught associate and asked him what was wrong. "Well" the first priest said, "have you ever heard of a Freudian Slip?"

    "No," said the other priest.

    "Well" said the first priest, "it's when one slips and says something one is thinking usually when it is the least opportune time."

    "Oh," said the second priest, "so, what happened?"

    "Well, today I performed a wedding and you know the part when you say 'I now pronounce you man and wife'?" asked the first priest.

    "Yes?" said the second priest. "Well that is what I meant to say, and what I actually said was, "I now sentence you to death."

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    Dictionary (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.26.2000 11:58:16 AM EST)

    I agree on how pathetic this "joke" is, but for a different reason. That wasn't a Freudian slip...it had nothing sexual to it at all!!!

    oh for chrissake (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.26.2000 10:18:42 AM EST)

    that's the most pathetic joke i have ever read.....
    20 seconds of my life that i'll never have again.

    I thought he said... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.25.2000 2:18:26 AM EST)

    You're gonna get laid tonight, you lucky bastard, and I have to go home and jack off!



    first (0 replies)  
    started by aaaa
    (06.25.2000 0:47:44 AM EST)

    first again

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