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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude woman danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates. They were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity.
The model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final priest.
As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the
ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell. And
when he did that the bells on all the other other priests went off.
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Hey qweer:
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 9:13:11 AM EST)
"this [is] way gay" -- Yeah, that was the whole point of the joke: The other preists were gay.
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
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donut38
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