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The Pope's Camera

By: SeaweedyPublished: 11/19/2000
 
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A man was visiting the Vatican and became separated from his tour group. After wandering for a while, he needed to relieve himself. He finally found a bathroom and wandered in. You can imagine his surprise to discover the Pope sitting on the toilet masturbating. Figuring that this was an attraction few tourists ever saw, he snapped a couple of pictures. The Pope managed to recover his composure and offered the fellow $10,000 for the camera with the film. The fellow decide to take him up on the offer and an exchange was arranged.

The camera was pretty good one, so after disposing of the film, the Pope decided he would use it on his world travels. One day while visiting a foreign country, a faithful follower noticed the Pope's camera and remarked that it was a very nice one.

He then asked, "How much did you pay for it?"

"Oh," replied the pope, "I paid someone ten thousand dollars for it."

"Wow," said the man, "that guy must have seen you coming!"

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    HAHAH (0 replies)
    started by explosive
    (01.09.2001 12:05:13 PM EST)

    HAHAHAHAH

    I'd steal the pope's camera when he wasn't looking (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (11.21.2000 2:17:16 AM EST)

    and take some pictures of my wiener, and then replace his camera...yeah, I'm one sick man..lol

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    Hey... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.20.2000 3:12:52 AM EST)

    I thought you took Jackie's shitty jokes off of GoofBall!

    Buh Dum Ching.. (0 replies)
    started by BlahBlahBlah2
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    Thats a good one... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.19.2000 1:48:05 AM EST)

    but why pick on the poor old Pope?

    FUNNY (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.19.2000 0:06:39 AM EST)

    BUT I READ IT A MONTH AGO

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