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Pope Sponsorship

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/23/2000
 
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There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.

They attended parochial school through their senior year in High School. They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in college, and upon graduation, became priests. Their careers were amazing to the world, but it was generally acknowledged that Antonio was just a cut above Timothy in all respects.

Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop, and finally Cardinal was meteoric to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the present Pope died, it would be either Timothy or Antonio who would become the next Pope.

In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work. In less time than anyone expected, smoke rose from the chimney and the world waited to see who they had chosen. The world, Catholic, Protestant, and secular was surprised to learn that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope.

Antonio was devastated because, even with all Timothy's giftedness, Antonio knew he was the better qualified. With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio asked for a private session with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"

After a long silence, one old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered Antonio and rose to reply, "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called Pope Secola."

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    i dont get it (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.25.2000 11:10:26 PM EST)

    for real i just dont get it

    Crap (0 replies)
    started by RangersFC2001
    (12.24.2000 1:12:31 PM EST)

    What a load of pish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The worst ever (0 replies)
    started by DARKOVERLORD
    (12.23.2000 12:03:45 PM EST)

    The only people that would find this joke funny are the people to fucking dumb to get on the internet to read it any way.

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    That's Bad (0 replies)
    started by maynard
    (12.23.2000 4:22:37 AM EST)

    I have never commented on here before but that's just a crap joke.........god

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    started by rook30505
    (12.23.2000 1:12:12 AM EST)

    wait a sec! That wasn't funny! "Please god let there never be a joke with a pun in it on this site ever again" Love Rook

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    bullshit (0 replies)
    started by loser
    (12.23.2000 1:12:02 AM EST)

    this is one of the worst jokes i have ever seen on goofball. it is a play on words, just above puns on the comical hierarchy (puns being on the bottom). and dont you morons know the new pope chooses his own name once elected? this is crap, goofball is going to hell. where are the funny jokes, and why have there been so many pope jokes lately, do you think anyone cares? robnoxious used to be cool, until he started writing jokes. thank you all for your time, and for submitting to my authority.

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    started by lOki
    (12.23.2000 0:16:22 AM EST)

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