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The Confessional

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/14/2000
 
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Steve went to confession and told the priest that he had been with five different women the night before, each one another man’s fiancee or wife.

The priest told our man Steve to go home and squeeze three lemons and two limes into a cup of water and drink it.

Steve asked the priest if that would give him absolution.

The priest replied, "No, but it should wipe that smirky grin off your face!"

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    started by gose23
    (12.14.2000 11:20:13 AM EST)
    One hell of a funny joke!!!!!!!!

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    started by cspimp
    (12.14.2000 7:14:19 AM EST)
    ...I'm Catholic, but i just had to tell somebody! WOOOOO HOOOOO!

    Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

    By the way... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (12.14.2000 1:17:31 AM EST)

    ...I'm not even Catholic, but I just had to tell somebody! WOOOOO HOOOOO!



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